- Once you have their money … never give it back.
- Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
- Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
- Keep your ears open.
- Small print leads to large risk.
- Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
- Greed is eternal.
- Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
- A deal is a deal … until a better one comes along.
- A contract is a contract is a contract (but only between merchant).
- A merchant without profit is no merchant at all.
- Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
- Never place friendship above profit.
- A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
- Nothing is more important than your health–except for your money.
- There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
- Never make fun of a merchant’s mother … insult something he cares about instead.
- It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
- War is good for business.
- Peace is good for business.
- She can touch your lobes but never your gold.
- Profit is its own reward.
- Never confuse wisdom with luck.
- Expand, or die.
- Don’t trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
- The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
- Females and finance don’t mix.
- Never ask when you can take.
- Good customers are as rare as gold — treasure them.
- There is no substitute for success.
- Free advice is seldom cheap.
- Keep your lies consistent.
- The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
- Win or lose, there’s always coffee.
- Home is where the heart is … but the stars are made of gold.
- Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
- Beware of the human greed for knowledge.
- The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
- Never let the competition know what you’re thinking.
- Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
- Females and finances don’t mix.
- Enough … is never enough.
- Every man has his price.
- Trust is the biggest liability of all.
- Nature decays, but gold lasts forever.
- Sleep can interfere with profit.
- Faith moves mountains … of inventory.
- There is no honor in poverty.
- Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
- Treat people in your debt like family … exploit them.
- Never have sex with the boss’s sister.
- Always have sex with the boss.
- You can’t free a fish from water.
- Everything is for sale, even friendship.
- Even a blind man can recognize the glow of gold.
- You can’t make a deal if you’re dead.
- Wives serve, brothers inherit.
- Only fools pay retail.
- There’s nothing wrong with charity … as long as it winds up in your pocket.
- Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit.
- Whisper your way to success.
- Know your enemies … but do business with them always.
- Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
- Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
- Hear all, trust nothing.
- Never cheat… unless you’re sure you can get away with it.
- It’s always good business to know about new customers before they walk in the door.
- The justification for profit is profit.
- New customers are like crabs. They can be succulent, but sometimes they can bite back.
- Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
- Employees are rungs on the ladder of success. Don’t hesitate to step on them.
- Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
- You can’t free a fish from water.
- Always know what you’re buying.
- Beware the man who doesn’t make time for pleasure.
- Gold lasts longer than lust.
- You can’t buy fate.
- Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
- More is good … all is better.
- A wife is a luxury … a smart accountant is a necessity.
- A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
- Never allow doubt to tarnish your love of gold.
- When in doubt, lie.
- Deep down everyone’s a merchant.
- No good deed ever goes unpunished.
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